A blown-glass ornament shaped like a phallus and banded in rainbow stripes, with no interest in being coy about it. The silhouette is smooth and tapered, finished in a glitter-flecked gloss and topped with a gold-toned metal cap and loop for hanging. It is light enough for a thin branch and shiny enough to catch the tree lights.
It belongs to the tradition of vintage-style figural glass ornaments, the kind shaped like fruit, cocktails and household objects, and pushes that format toward the irreverent. The rainbow stripes nod to both Pride and the colored glass of old-fashioned tree ornaments. It sits well beside pastel and jewel-tone glass balls, or next to other pieces that do not take the season too seriously.
Hang it on the tree for the guests who will notice it first, or tie it to a gift as the part people keep. It also works out of season, looped over a cabinet knob, a bar cart handle or a lamp pull chain. Glass is fragile, so wrap it in tissue and store it in a box between seasons.