A bag of gummy candy that says the nice thing in the rudest possible way. The name on the front does the talking, a compliment with a wink, and the candy inside is the kind you pass across a table rather than hoard. It is a small, flat-packed treat that ships easily and tucks into a card or a gift bag.
The humor sits in the long tradition of novelty-aisle gag candy, where the joke is the packaging and the sugar is the punchline. It works best with people who swear affectionately and laugh easily. Pair it with a greeting card, a bottle of something good, or a stack of the other cheeky goods in the shop.
Hand it to a friend after a hard week, add it to a birthday bundle, or leave it on a desk as a sweet note from someone who knows the recipient well. It also earns a spot in a party bowl or a bachelorette weekend kit. Keep it in a drawer for the moment someone deserves a loud compliment.
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A bag of gummy candy that says the nice thing in the rudest possible way. The name on the front does the talking, a compliment with a wink, and the candy inside is the kind you pass across a table rather than hoard. It is a small, flat-packed treat that ships easily and tucks into a card or a gift bag.
The humor sits in the long tradition of novelty-aisle gag candy, where the joke is the packaging and the sugar is the punchline. It works best with people who swear affectionately and laugh easily. Pair it with a greeting card, a bottle of something good, or a stack of the other cheeky goods in the shop.
Hand it to a friend after a hard week, add it to a birthday bundle, or leave it on a desk as a sweet note from someone who knows the recipient well. It also earns a spot in a party bowl or a bachelorette weekend kit. Keep it in a drawer for the moment someone deserves a loud compliment.
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We don't buy objects just to fill shelves. We look for pieces that possess a soul; objects that have survived trends and remained essential.
Our collection is the result of 20 years of following our gut. Each piece is hand-inspected by Matt and the team in Cincinnati to ensure it meets our standard of permanent beauty.
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Yes, we ship nationwide and our full curated collection is available to shop online anytime.
Our Design Studio team offers complimentary consultations to help you find the perfect pieces for your space, whether you're styling a single room or planning a whole-home refresh.
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Rosemary's is our intimate showroom space featuring our most coveted finds and one-of-a-kind pieces, curated for collectors and designers.
We source from artisans and makers around the world who share our commitment to quality craftsmanship and sustainable practices.
We approach interior design the same way we approach our shop: with a deep reverence for history, texture, and objects that tell a story. Let us help you find yours.
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