Penis-shaped Christmas ornament, rainbow-striped glitter glass finish, hanging gold cap
Rainbow Penis Ornament
$22.00
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Penis-shaped Christmas ornament, rainbow-striped glitter glass finish, hanging gold cap

Rainbow Penis Ornament

A blown-glass ornament shaped like a phallus and banded in rainbow stripes, with no interest in being coy about it. The silhouette is smooth and tapered, finished in a glitter-flecked gloss and topped with a gold-toned metal cap and loop for hanging. It is light enough for a thin branch and shiny enough to catch the tree lights.

It belongs to the tradition of vintage-style figural glass ornaments, the kind shaped like fruit, cocktails and household objects, and pushes that format toward the irreverent. The rainbow stripes nod to both Pride and the colored glass of old-fashioned tree ornaments. It sits well beside pastel and jewel-tone glass balls, or next to other pieces that do not take the season too seriously.

Hang it on the tree for the guests who will notice it first, or tie it to a gift as the part people keep. It also works out of season, looped over a cabinet knob, a bar cart handle or a lamp pull chain. Glass is fragile, so wrap it in tissue and store it in a box between seasons.

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1401 Reading Rd
Cincinnati OH 45202
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A blown-glass ornament shaped like a phallus and banded in rainbow stripes, with no interest in being coy about it. The silhouette is smooth and tapered, finished in a glitter-flecked gloss and topped with a gold-toned metal cap and loop for hanging. It is light enough for a thin branch and shiny enough to catch the tree lights.

It belongs to the tradition of vintage-style figural glass ornaments, the kind shaped like fruit, cocktails and household objects, and pushes that format toward the irreverent. The rainbow stripes nod to both Pride and the colored glass of old-fashioned tree ornaments. It sits well beside pastel and jewel-tone glass balls, or next to other pieces that do not take the season too seriously.

Hang it on the tree for the guests who will notice it first, or tie it to a gift as the part people keep. It also works out of season, looped over a cabinet knob, a bar cart handle or a lamp pull chain. Glass is fragile, so wrap it in tissue and store it in a box between seasons.

Dimensions 1.5 in W x 2 in D x 4 in H
Color Multicolor
Material Glass
Weight 2.4 oz

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Novelty Gifts in Cincinnati: Questions We Get Asked on the Floor

If you have a question that isn't here, just ask. That's what we're here for.

What counts as a novelty gift?

A novelty gift is one with a sense of humor or a surprise built in, like a joke card game, a classic toy or a desk oddity. Ours run from Gift Republic's card games to Copernicus Toys' Drinking Bird and Kikkerland's paper plane launcher.

What are the best games for game night?

Pick one box that covers several games. SuckUK's Games Night compendium holds dice, cards, checkers and dominoes, and its lid is the board. WS Game Company's bookshelf editions of Clue, Connect 4 and Battleship play like the originals and shelve like books.

What's a good novelty gift for a man?

Match it to a hobby. Putt Perfect suits a golfer, the vinyl cleaning kit suits a record collector, and Mixology Dice suit someone with a bar cart. Each comes in well under $50. Gentlemen's Hardware, based in Nashville, also makes a sneaker cleaning kit and a golf multi-tool.

What are good science gifts for kids?

Copernicus Toys makes most of ours. The robotic arm kit uses real plastic hydraulics and suits ages 8 and up with an adult, and Root Beer Chemistry and the DIY Volcano turn the kitchen into a lab.

Do you have trivia games?

Yes. Bless Your Heart, from the editors of Garden & Gun, has 200 question cards on the modern South, and Kikkerland makes an Americana Trivia game. Gift Republic's card packs add quick party games.

What's the difference between novelty and games and curiosities?

Novelty and games are for playing, laughing and making things. Curiosities are natural history pieces and unusual objects for display, like insect specimens and skulls. If it gets played with, it lives here.

Do you sell video games?

No, we don't carry video games or consoles. This shelf is board games, card games, puzzles and build kits. For a night off screens, start with the Games Night compendium.

Where can I buy novelty gifts in Cincinnati?

High St., a 17,000-square-foot lifestyle store at 1401 Reading Rd in Over-the-Rhine, carries novelty gifts, games and puzzles alongside books, barware and curiosities. We're open every day but Tuesday, 10am to 6pm, with Sunday hours of 11am to 4pm. In-stock online orders are usually ready for pickup in about two hours, and shipping is free over $150.

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