Book "Sh*t My Dad Says" by Justin Halpern, teal cover, upright in dark wood frame on surface
Sh*t My Dad Says:Justin Halpern
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Sh*t My Dad Says:Justin Halpern

Sh*t My Dad Says:Justin Halpern

Hardcover Tuesdays With Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious book by the creator of the massively popular Twitter feed “Shit My Dad Says”. After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-nine-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him. Over one million people now follow Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings, which include the following gems, on Twitter: • “Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don’t realize until later that it’s because it fucked you.” • “The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2.”
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Hardcover Tuesdays With Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious book by the creator of the massively popular Twitter feed “Shit My Dad Says”. After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-nine-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him. Over one million people now follow Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings, which include the following gems, on Twitter: • “Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don’t realize until later that it’s because it fucked you.” • “The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2.”
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