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Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of assholes -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the constantly cheery asshole, you should never leave home without this useful book ever again! Letters include:Dear Asshole Who Stole My Parking SpaceDear Asshole Who Doesn't Know How to Use Self-CheckoutDear Contagious AssholeDear Constantly Broke AssholeDear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their LooksDear Asshole Boss ·Dear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My DoorAnd more!
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We don't buy objects just to fill shelves. We look for pieces that possess a soul; objects that have survived trends and remained essential.
Our collection is the result of 20 years of following our gut. Each piece is hand-inspected by Matt and the team in Cincinnati to ensure it meets our standard of permanent beauty.
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Yes, we ship nationwide and our full curated collection is available to shop online anytime.
Our Design Studio team offers complimentary consultations to help you find the perfect pieces for your space, whether you're styling a single room or planning a whole-home refresh.
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Rosemary's is our intimate showroom space featuring our most coveted finds and one-of-a-kind pieces, curated for collectors and designers.
We source from artisans and makers around the world who share our commitment to quality craftsmanship and sustainable practices.
We approach interior design the same way we approach our shop: with a deep reverence for history, texture, and objects that tell a story. Let us help you find yours.
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