A die-cut vinyl sticker with a matte finish, cut to the shape of its design so there is no white border and no square backing. It is made in Huntsville, Alabama, from weatherproof, dishwasher-safe vinyl that holds up on water bottles, laptop lids, and car bumpers without peeling or fading.
The graphic belongs to the tradition of blunt, text-forward novelty goods, where the sentiment does the work and ornament stays out of the way. It reads as a statement of record, bawdy and self-aware, and it is aimed at the friend who will get the joke at a glance. At High St., it sits with the small goods you pick up for yourself or slip into an envelope for someone else.
Press it onto a tumbler, a laptop lid, a phone case, or a vintage thermos. Flat and light, it also works as a card insert, a quick way to add some personality to a note or gift without any explanation.