Old As Shit
Old As Shit
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Old As Shit

Old As Shit

A playful nod to the passage of time, this card delivers its message with a wink and a smile. Designed for those who appreciate humor and honesty in equal measure, it’s a clever way to celebrate a milestone birthday or simply remind someone that age is just a number. The bold, straightforward sentiment is balanced by the card’s refined presentation, making it a memorable keepsake for any recipient.

Perfect for slipping into a gift or sending on its own, this folded card is blank inside, inviting your personal touch. Its thoughtful design and quality craftsmanship ensure it stands out on any mantel or desk, offering a lighthearted reminder that growing older is something to be celebrated—preferably with laughter.

Care: Store in a dry place.
Materials: 100% PCW recycled paper
Dimensions: 4-bar folded card
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A playful nod to the passage of time, this card delivers its message with a wink and a smile. Designed for those who appreciate humor and honesty in equal measure, it’s a clever way to celebrate a milestone birthday or simply remind someone that age is just a number. The bold, straightforward sentiment is balanced by the card’s refined presentation, making it a memorable keepsake for any recipient.

Perfect for slipping into a gift or sending on its own, this folded card is blank inside, inviting your personal touch. Its thoughtful design and quality craftsmanship ensure it stands out on any mantel or desk, offering a lighthearted reminder that growing older is something to be celebrated—preferably with laughter.

Care: Store in a dry place.
Materials: 100% PCW recycled paper
Dimensions: 4-bar folded card
Weight:
Country of Origin:

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