Our “Based On Our Questionable Decision Making, It Seems Quite An Accomplishment We’ve Reached This Age” card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California. Paired with a sunny yellow envelope, this birthday card delivers the perfect mix of humor and honesty.
Details:
• Letterpress printed on tree-free paper
• Black ink with coordinating yellow envelope
• Size: 4.25” x 5.5”
• Folded card, blank inside
• Sealed in a cello sleeve
• Made in California
Best for:
• Funny birthdays
• Milestone celebrations
• Friends with a questionable sense of adventure
Selling Tip:
A perfect pick for friends or siblings who’ve made it this far despite their questionable choices—it’s equal parts roast and celebration.
Merchandising Tip:
Great for birthday displays and humor-focused card collections. Pair with other snarky birthday favorites—acrylic fixtures are available for purchase through Chez Gagné, including counter racks, 16-pocket spinners, and 48-pocket spinners—ideal for highlighting
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Our “Based On Our Questionable Decision Making, It Seems Quite An Accomplishment We’ve Reached This Age” card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California. Paired with a sunny yellow envelope, this birthday card delivers the perfect mix of humor and honesty.
Details:
• Letterpress printed on tree-free paper
• Black ink with coordinating yellow envelope
• Size: 4.25” x 5.5”
• Folded card, blank inside
• Sealed in a cello sleeve
• Made in California
Best for:
• Funny birthdays
• Milestone celebrations
• Friends with a questionable sense of adventure
Selling Tip:
A perfect pick for friends or siblings who’ve made it this far despite their questionable choices—it’s equal parts roast and celebration.
Merchandising Tip:
Great for birthday displays and humor-focused card collections. Pair with other snarky birthday favorites—acrylic fixtures are available for purchase through Chez Gagné, including counter racks, 16-pocket spinners, and 48-pocket spinners—ideal for highlighting
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