There’s a certain art to saying exactly what you mean, and this card celebrates those who do it with unapologetic flair. Letterpress printed on a vintage press, it’s a nod to the timeless craft of communication—bold, honest, and a little bit cheeky. The design is both classic and contemporary, making it a memorable way to honor the friend, sibling, or parent who isn’t afraid to let an f-bomb fly.
Whether slipped into a gift or sent just because, this card brings a smile and a knowing laugh to any occasion. Its crisp, tactile finish and vibrant envelope make it a standout on any mantel or desk, while the blank interior invites your own irreverent message. It’s a small gesture with big personality, perfect for those who appreciate wit and authenticity.
Care: Store in a cool, dry place.
Materials: 100% cotton paper, ink
Dimensions: 5.5" x 4.25"
Weight:
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There’s a certain art to saying exactly what you mean, and this card celebrates those who do it with unapologetic flair. Letterpress printed on a vintage press, it’s a nod to the timeless craft of communication—bold, honest, and a little bit cheeky. The design is both classic and contemporary, making it a memorable way to honor the friend, sibling, or parent who isn’t afraid to let an f-bomb fly.
Whether slipped into a gift or sent just because, this card brings a smile and a knowing laugh to any occasion. Its crisp, tactile finish and vibrant envelope make it a standout on any mantel or desk, while the blank interior invites your own irreverent message. It’s a small gesture with big personality, perfect for those who appreciate wit and authenticity.
Care: Store in a cool, dry place.
Materials: 100% cotton paper, ink
Dimensions: 5.5" x 4.25"
Weight:
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We don't buy objects just to fill shelves. We look for pieces that possess a soul; objects that have survived trends and remained essential.
Our collection is the result of 20 years of following our gut. Each piece is hand-inspected by Matt and the team in Cincinnati to ensure it meets our standard of permanent beauty.
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